Guest: Are you guys open?
Me: If I tell him no, will I get in trouble?
Coworker: You can go on break, and then tell him no. I won’t say anything.
Tag: work
Co-worker: why is no one coming? we’ve been open for an hour?
Me: I know it’s not like we didn’t open the door right?
Me: *looks at my lead*
Me: you opened it right?
Lead: *looks up* didn’t you?
Me: No.
All of us: …
Lead: Shit.
How I feel when my boss won’t let me leave work before 1:00 AM
Lead 10-7
*During our down time*Lead: Did you know you can whistle into the coms? Me: But why would you want to do that?Lead: You could also scream into them.Me: Are you okay?Lead: I think I’m gonna go 10-7Me: But why? Did the ride break down?Lead: It’s been a long day. I want to take a nap.
Procrastination Queen 