therightnippleofarcher:

a non-exhaustive list of ridiculous shit undyne has done:

  • refrain from killing someone she wanted to see dead because they were hiding in grass that alphys likes to use to make ice cream
  • whisper “behind you” into an echo flower so she could look cool when ambushing the human she wanted to kill
  • stop her monologue halfway because “WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT TO DIE” but really she forgot what she was actually going to say
  • supplex a boulder in the middle of battle just because she can
  • stop in the middle of chasing someone she was trying to kill because they got a phone call
  • give someone cooking lessons instead of military training
  • obstinately refuse to even be nice to you until papyrus challenges her to become friends with you after which she becomes determined to become BESTIES
  • throw a spear at her guest when they tried to get up, breaking her table in half
  • “I don’t like cold food so I had alphys make me a fridge that keeps stuff warm”
  • build a giant sword she saw in an anime once
  • say she was a really hot blooded kid as if she’s not fucking hot blooded now
  • try to fight the king of all monsters when she was like 10
  • clear her kitchen for cooking by jumping on the counter and kicking everything off
  • make pasta sauce by punching vegetables to bits
  • stir spaghetti by mashing into the pot with a magic spear
  • own a stove that can only be turned up never turned down
  • burn her house down by cooking spaghetti and presumably not for the first time either
  • demand to fight an 8 year old in her burning house in an attempt to regain her dignity
  • start a pillowfight with papyrus and when he told her not to use the couch pillows she picked up the entire couch to throw at him
  • “the trash heap is a great place to pick up girls”
  • the flattery supplex
  • talk to alphys about the weather as an excuse for calling her even though the underground has no weather
  • write alphys a love letter that she seals tightly enough to make you need a chainsaw to open it but then forgot to sign it
  • slam dunk alphys into a garbage can
  • ask an 8 year old for confirmation that anime is real
  • this:

atalana:

averyterrible:

amphiaria:

totally-not-toby:

Undertale fans who never read homestuck: Oh man, Toby mixed chess and playing card aesthetics in Deltarune, that’s so neat!

Homestuck fans:

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Hey do y’all know that playing card and chess motifs existed for several hundred years before homestuck. I want to make sure that you know this because it’s very important to me that you know this.

I think you’ll find the first recorded work of English language literature is Homestuck, thanks though

Listen my dude, any other game, yeah, we wouldn’t assume Homestuck

But made by Toby Fox?

“I composed literally hundreds of tracks for Homestuck” Toby Fox?

“I made Undertale in Andrew Hussie’s basement” Toby Fox?

“There is a poster of my trollsona in the Homestuck game” Toby Fox?

“Undertale already has a bunch of Homestuck references in it” Toby Fox?

Yeah, it’s fucking Homestuck