Okay but imagine if YD and BD give Steven the Earth, right, because he has PDās gemstone, which basically makes him a ruling figure.
Well, a ruling figure needs a court, right? And Stevenās like no way jose I got my fam right here, but they still send him like a Starter Pack Gem Court of like a Sapphire to predict danger and maybe a Zircon to uphold justice for him- you know, the basics- to try and get him in the Diamond mood.
And these poor Gems are likeĀ āweāre about the serve the newly found PD, what the f u d g eā and are worried out of their wits because they dunno what to expect, and when they get there they find some little squirt wearing sandals. Thoroughly confused, theyāre likeĀ āwhat do you desire my Diamond???ā and Steven hmms, taps his chin, and is like.Ā āI dunno. What do YOU wanna do today???ā
Basically what Iām getting at is that YD and BD trying to make Steven into an Official DiamondTM would be utter chaos for them because suddenly all of Homeworld hears about the new, chill Diamond who just wants to hang out on a beach and play music and suddenly thereās, like, a mass migration of Gems to Earth to strum ukuleles and eat popsicles and the Diamonds suddenly suffer a huge worker class collapse because theyāre all tired and want a fucking vacation.
i have never understood or played magic the gathering, but i have nothing but respect for it after seeing this tittieless snake woman
you could have gone the easy route. you could have given her titties. but you didnāt. cause sheās a reptile. thank you mtg. thank you.
She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous.Ā
SHE SURE IS because she is literally finishing up a shed there, look, you can see the last of it clinging to her tail
but sheās already dressed again, after peeling off the skin that would previously have been under that armor
the only logical conclusion here is that she wanted a picture of herself at her SHINIEST and PRETTIEST and hurried to get dressed once enough of her fresh and shiny new skin was uncovered
I bet her bestie took the picture and has been eagerly waiting with the magical fantasy camera for like, hours
āoh my GOD Tāsissra your scales are SO VIBRANT this picture is going to be AMAZINGā