Source: tammycat

grandpaq:

1000watttwat:

tarynel:

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

tegiri-kalbur:

WHOS THE HOMESTUCK EPISODE 3

Source: pyrlspite

jchall110:

pipiezexal:

the thing that’s making me crack up about all the “op’s literally _____ but go off I guess” posts is that when people make their own posts…… they are the op

op’s literally the op but go off I guess

everydayconman:

hollowedskin:

fatsexybitch:

coffeeandstring:

verbalvomits:

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

Source: verbalvomits

divorces you after finding out you’re a homestuck

thewatchercleric:

DM: Do you push or pull on the door?

Barbarian: *rolls a 23 strength check* I guess… push?

DM: …It was a pull but it doesn’t really matter now.

hungwy:

litening007:

hungwy:

jeza-red:

hungwy:

mylittlewingedangel:

hungwy:

I’m the cowboy you see in the corner of your eye when its dark and you’re scared

Cow… Boy??

*the room goes pitch black and you see the brim of a hat out of the corner of your eye*

the cowboy starts to glow
you look at the clock
fuck, it’s that time again…

The picture hasn’t even loaded yet, but if this ISN’T a picture of McCree, I’m going to shit myself

melisslay:

davekat is bad actually

april fool’s could you fucking imagine