LOL – Page 2 – Procrastination Queen

monkeykm:

the dream

Source: monkeykm

smorses54:

just-shower-thoughts:

Wouldn’t it be cool if you could dream with other people, like multiplayer dreaming.

memewhore:

positive-memes:

No better feeling than being confident in your own skin!

autistic-prydonian:

setheverman:

theworldaccordingtotimmycap:

setheverman:

setheverman:

when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia

ok i’ve had so many people asking me why i, a boy, would have tampons in my pocket, but not a single person asking me why i, a boy, would have THE ACTUAL NATION OF RUSSIA IN MY POCKET

Everyone knows that Putin made a travel sized Russia

Russian accent: Ah yes I make perfect country to Putin your pocket

This post is illegal in Russia

cool-eggs:

mere-technicality:

prostheticknowledge:

Outside

Short video by
Vladimir Tomin

is a series of sketches imagining the real world manipulated through PC desktop software interfaces:

So that’s what it feels like to go outside

Link

Source: youtube.com

casual-swearing:

hollyfhtagn:

hollyfhtagn:

rudeham:

the amount of brotherly contempt in “the same blastoise” is very relatable

PLEASE listen to this

I have never understood the phrase “dripping with malice” until I heard griffin say “the same blastoise”

I know I’ve reblogged this before but if you haven’t heard it, *please* listen to it. This is one of my favorite MBMBAM clips and I reference it on the regular

Source: liathepenguinologist

civilianmemesforfatfetishteens:

probablyvampirerpgideas:

All text posts will be written in blood from now on

sneakyfeets:

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thotnoswillreturn:

ninja-kitty-more-like-no:

randomslasher:

plussizeappreciationfics:

arachnaboy:

sebsticles:

hexedgoats:

thotnoswillreturn:

voidsexual:

s-kaye-h:

s-kaye-h:

Okay so I love things with Peter and Shuri confusing the others with memes but consider this…

Steve Rodgers has been studying pop culture to try to “get with the times”. He probably doesn’t know how much the average adult knows, so this man has seen ALL of the memes, just because he thought that they were common knowledge.

Peter and Shuri: THIS BITCH EMPTY

Steve, without looking up from his phone: yeet

Peter and Shuri: I’d do anything fow you Captain Amewica-

Steve, without even a hint of malice in his voice: Then perish.

C A N O N

peter and shuri: mr. white wolf i would die for you

steve: Big Mood

Big mood

Shuri: I’m a lesbian

Steve, unbothered: I thought you were American

Shuri: So I’m sitting there

Steve, unbothered on his phone : Barbecue sauce on my titties

Shuri: And they were roommates–

Steve, not looking up from the article he’s reading, quietly: Oh my god, they were roommates.

Peter: Road work ahead??

Steve, turning on his blinker: Yeah, I sure hope it does

steve, holding back thanos with his Bare Hands: iM a bAd BiTCH you CANt kill mEE