wetwellie:

In order to get Bitty to stop chirping Jack’s perfectly acceptable choices of clothing every single time that he goes shopping, he decides to bring home one item that is just…horrendous in every way to look at. It lessens the blow of any under armour highligher basketball shorts he actually does like. 

So it starts out with the basics, one ugly patterned tie, a hawaiian shirt, some pants that looked like they were recycled from the fabric of some child’s racecar sheets. (”They’re name brand” “Oh really Jack? What brand is that? Nick Jr?”)

The best one, though comes the day he returned from shopping for some new running sneakers. Jack walks through the door with the biggest shit eating grin on his face. 

“Bits you’ll never believe what I found”

Bitty braces himself.

Jack starts walking towards him. 

And his shoes. His goddamn shoes. 

They start lighting up.