thealphapigeon:

loopsofthefruit:

shiftaria:

gayendermen:

why you should build a treehouse in minecraft

• they’re cool
• they keep the monsters out
• you can build them on jungle trees out of pretty jungle wood
• they look fucking epic
• good view
• they’re cool

This seems like some pro-elf life bullshit

Allow me, your local dwarf advocate, a moment of your time to consider Caves

• Dig’n’done
• Lots of stone
• Cold, damp, and cool lookin
• Torches REALLY pop deep down
• Like the Earth is giving your home a hug
• It’s called Minecraft not Treecraft

Thanks for attending my TED talk (Totally Epic Dwarf)

Ok, BUT cliff houses are where it’s at.

• Scenic view
• Also out of reach of mobs
• Can create a waterfall to go to and from
• Can glide from the top to feel like a badass
• Allows for surveying surroundings to find waypoints and check for safety
• Acts as a beacon without using a beacon
• Perfect view of clouds

Just don’t fall.

You’re all forgetting the true ultimate in minecraft architecture, the humble Dirt House, whose benefits include

•Dirt

•Grass sometimes

•Use dirt to block up the door and keep shit out