Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post
I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can
Tag: john mulaney
john mulaney just won an emmy and in his acceptance speech, he said that his wife was in New York because she “wasn’t going to buy a ticket just to watch him lose” and if that isn’t peak john mulaney
tfw ur wife said u weren’t going to win and she is always right, but then u win
That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat
That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat
That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat
That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat
That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat
That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat
That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat
That’s so sad Alexa play it’s not unusual
That’s so sad Alexa play what’s new pussyca
things 2 do if u are a shapeshifter
-get into a place that horses shouldnt be able to get into
-turn into a horse
John Mulaney’s doctor said he had never seen his particular hip injury in someone who “just stands there and talks.”
It’s like he escaped from an animated movie
I desperately need someone who does animation to make some bits of John Mulaney doing his Thing.
Procrastination Queen 