terezis:

terezis:

god i’m never getting off this fuckin’ ride am i 

eight games. a book deal. the fucking epilogue, which is apparently ”something unusual” and going to exist “beyond the confines of a web story,” which leads me to believe that someone is going to play sburb and a meteor is just going to fall down from the sky and murder me, which is fine actually

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mintchocolatechimp:

THE BEST HOMESTUCK SUMMARY EVER

Hey there!  Maybe you’ve heard about this cool new game coming out called Hiveswap?  Maybe you want to play it but worry that without reading Homestuck you’ll be lost?  Good news, you won’t be!  But just in case, I’ve prepared a quick and extremely paraphrased summary to tell you everything you need to know about Homestuck.

LET’S GO!

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myresin:

grandma-pirate:

tauntedoctopuses:

ticktockclockwork:

dizzy-redhead:

transientfashion:

ticktockclockwork:

Some advice for dressmakers:

1. Pockets are a thing.
2. Breasts are a thing.

Leave room in your design for both.

#I’m looking at you summer dresses #made for people with flat chests#and no material possessions they need to carry with them (via @ticktockclockwork)

Yep, this is a real problem. From a design stand point it saves fabric and time since you don’t have to add any darts or pockets, and they go with the premise that a flat square shape should fit everyone without having to make much changes to the pattern (except to make it bigger or smaller). This whole one-size-fits-all mentality in fashion is so flawed, and actually impractical, it really annoys me how teachers let it slide in college and how the apparel industry continues to spew it year after year.

As someone who has breasts (DDD-H depending on what manufacturer I’m talking to) and loves pockets, let me wholeheartedly recommend eshakti.com. I started buying dresses from them in November and I love them. They will customize necklines, hemlines, etc., for a $9.95 flat fee, they will customize to your measurements if you don’t fit a standard size, and I’ve really enjoyed all my dresses from them. Most of their dresses come in sizes from XS to 6XL Feel free to message or send me an ask if you have specific questions! 

UHM EXCUSE ME I JUST CHECKED THEM OUT AND??????

THEIR

DRESSES

ARE

AMAZING??? AND THIS IS JUST THE DRESSES????

Here’s a link, fellow vertebrates. Do yourself a favor and go shop your heart out. 

They do a wide variety of clothing geared towards women!

FUCK THIS POST I JUST SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON A DRESS THAT I DIDN’T REALLY NEED

okay jk i’m very greatful but why did I do that xD

i bought 3 dresses from there and they always get me compliments 😊