what are these guys? we got checkers, check, and- and card games… this- ffffffucking Homestuck. I’m so fucking tired. like i know homestuck includes many things but- i also know toby fox. i know this motherfucker will put fucking homestuck references everywhere he goes.
[later] [dialogue] [bucket appears] [silence]
i-
I’m sorRY? is tha– i-
i- i would love to continue the game, but- toby…. toby, is that- is that a BUCKET? with a SPADE ON IT?? excuse me??
excuse me? EXCUSE ME?!?
*sobbing*
why did you do this to me- whydyouthistome
people talk about human brain-monkey brain-
there’s my HOMESTUCK BRAIN that just- keeps getting poked at by fuckingTOE-BEE FOX? and his stupid-ass fucking HOMESTUCK REFERENCES?
i think im a free man- you know, you wake up, you think youre a free man, you think your life can carry on just the right way– and then you play fucking…. this fucking g a m e
and you’re reminded that you will never. EVER be free.
i can say i’m not that invested in homestuck anymore all i want but the truth is, you either have never been a homestuck or are a homestuck, there is no undoing what has been done.
you think you’re a free man but then you play deltarune and suddenly your homestuck brain awakes from its fake slumber and as it points out to you that toby fox just made a spades bucket joke, you know from the very depths of your soul that you can never be free.
Can we please talk about how everytime Kris experiences an extremely buck wild character interaction, afterwards they automatically face towards the screen to [you] the player as if staring at a camera in The Office
Deltarune is already a big enough shitpost this can’t be a coincidence.
Procrastination Queen 