Tag: check please

wetwellie:

In order to get Bitty to stop chirping Jack’s perfectly acceptable choices of clothing every single time that he goes shopping, he decides to bring home one item that is just…horrendous in every way to look at. It lessens the blow of any under armour highligher basketball shorts he actually does like. 

So it starts out with the basics, one ugly patterned tie, a hawaiian shirt, some pants that looked like they were recycled from the fabric of some child’s racecar sheets. (”They’re name brand” “Oh really Jack? What brand is that? Nick Jr?”)

The best one, though comes the day he returned from shopping for some new running sneakers. Jack walks through the door with the biggest shit eating grin on his face. 

“Bits you’ll never believe what I found”

Bitty braces himself.

Jack starts walking towards him. 

And his shoes. His goddamn shoes. 

They start lighting up. 

aokayinspace:

Jack (during press conference): Thank y’all for coming today

Meanwhile in the SMH group chat

Holster: Y’all

Ransom: Y’all

Lardo: Y’all

Shitty: Y’all

Bitty: Y’all wanna fight eh?

Holster: Eh?

Ransom: Eh?

Lardo: Eh?

Shitty: Eh?

Bitty: Oh ffs

Jack and Bitty do a livestream

actualhockeyrobot:

 I have no explanation for why they would end up doing this, but it’s probably the fact that Bitty’s viewers keep asking questions anyway, so Bitty just decides (after asking Jack) to do a livestream Q&A with his viewers.

  • Jack is nervous because he’s so bad at interviews. he doesn’t want to go into robot mode in front of all of Bitty’s viewers.
  • (there are also a bunch of curious Falcs fans watching this thing but he doesn’t really think about them because they already know how boring he is at interviews)
  • so it’s just these two sitting on Jack’s couch reading questions off of the livestream chat and Bitty’s instagram. Bitty does his cue little intro and Jack is next to him, nervous, and gives a shy little “Hello” and the live chat has decided that that was Adorable
  • “how are we going to read all of these, the chat is going to fast”
  • “we’ll put it on slow mode, baby. and some of them are going to be from my instagram”
  • and once the questions start, they kind of catch him off guard. not in a bad way. he just wasn’t expecting answering them to be this easy
  • (but then again, these questions are about Bittle. he loves talking about Bittle)

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tehfuckign:

OKAY I LIED MAYBE I DO HAVE IT IN ME TO PARALLEL THESE TWO REAL QUICK i JUST

GOD ALRIGHT HERE WE GO

  • these are NOT the same poses
    • last update bitty was literally on top of jack and trying to physically surround jack in comfort
    • this time bitty is literally clinging to jack bc he’s so distraught he can’t even hold himself up
      • LIKE THE BOY IS ALMOST LYING ON HIS SIDE HE IS LITERALLY UNABLE TO KEEP HIMSELF UP
  • THE DIFFERENCE IN SILENCE VS DIALOGUE!!!!!!!
    • last time everything was quiet bc in order for jack to come down from his attack he had to be in a calm environment
      • also bitty’s “…” in the last update is a sign that he wants to say something but either 1) knows he can’t bc jack didn’t need words yet or 2) he didn’t know what to say
    • this time bitty can’t stop talking he’s so upset
      • ALSO bitty can’t stop talking about how much he wants to say something but doesn’t have the words
  • they still burying their faces in the other’s chest tho and tbh if i can take comfort from ANY OF THIS it would be that

in conclusion: I’M FUCKING DISTRAUGHT SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THIS POST OVER AND MAKE IT BETTER

Source: thereyougofifteen