fandom widowmaker: behold my tiny two room apartment, i eat nothing but ration bars and get a weekly injection of vitamins from talon. this bed??? it’s a mattress on the floor. the most expensive piece of furniture i own is a desk where i disassemble and clean my rifle, which i love more than anything. it is spartan and cold and desolte, as am i, for i feel nothing anymore
canon widowmaker: bitch these glasses are gucci my heels are jimmy choo my shirt and little skirt thing are both made out of an expensive silk made by the last remaining larvae of a now extinct breed of moth. all i eat is albarragena jamon lberico de bellota ham and an entire can of caviar every night followed a bottle of wine that got made in the fucking 1800s, check out my enormous fucking castle in southern fucking france on my private fucking estate. fuck you. [gets in her own fucking limo and drives off both hands out the window flipping you off simultaneously]
managed to grab up with a bunch of quotes i could fit into the au, with the overall theme being “We could get arrested for this.” (spoiler alert: they eventually do)
Procrastination Queen 