vile-village:

Okay I know this update is supposed to be all dramatic and super important but I cant take it seriously because of Pedri

i mean look at him

his ex and his wife are goin at it and he fucking KNOWS not to interfere

LOOK AT HIM

he looks so done, I love this dude

ficwitch:

If you think of Ava’s Demon as a D&D campaign being run by the kids, it’s hilarious.

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Ava: I grab a wrench and sneak up behind Odin’s character.
DM: Okay, roll for stealth.
Ava: I got a…. two.

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Ava: Shit.

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Maggie: I tell him we should ditch Ava and Odin.

Ava: Maggie, why!?

DM: Bluff check.
Maggie: Eighteen.
Odin: O-Oh my God.

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DM: …and as you place the Limbo Lenses on and stare at Odin’s character, you see these shifting shapes and colours surrounding his form. Roll for perception.
Odin: P-Please tell me she sees th-the BIG FUCKING D-DEMON right behind her.
Ava: I rolled a five.
Odin: Fuck!
DM: Yeah, you don’t see shit.

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DM: Odin, roll an athletics check.
Odin: …I g-got a one. C-Critical fail.

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DM: You miss the keys and they fall in the lava instead.
Odin: I h-hate this game.