ahscourse:

hey i see a lot of fat acceptance posts which is fucking great but i wanna give a quick shoutout to my fat girls who are big in all the places society says they shouldn’t be and small in the ones they want you to.

i’m here for the girls with big stomachs and thighs but flat chests and smalls butts. round faces and big arms but none of the things we’re told to want. i’m here for you and i think you’re fucking gorgeous.

you’re so loved and i know that’s hard to accept when you seemingly can’t even live up to what nasty people want in fat girls but you are fucking killing it.

vphantomz:

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jpechacek:

I found this emoji builder and it’s the best thing that’s happened to me in months.

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angelwisps:

y’all are really just out here being shorter than 5’8” that’s wild

ML: Scarlet Lady au chat: Marigold snaps Vol 2

gale-of-the-nomads:

Scarlet lady: Looks like my job here is done.

Marigold: You didn’t even do anything!?

Scarlet Lady: (Leaves)

——

Chat noir: We have to hurry, leave behind everything that is slowing you down.

Marigold: (Turns to Scarlet Lady) You heard the man, stay here.

——

Scarlet Lady: Ill have you know I am very useful.

Marigold: Yes, where else will the world get its supply of hot air?

—–

Marigold: I am not saying you are stupid.

Scarlet Lady: Good I…

Marigold: But if brains were rain, you would be a desert.

—–

Scarlet Lady: You are just jealous that I am prettier then you.

Marigold: Silence 4, Two 10s are talking. (Turns to Chat noir) You were saying?

—–

Scarlet Lady: If it wasn’t for me Paris would be in ruin.

Marigold: If it wasn’t for you it wouldn’t be in ruin right now!

——

Chat noir: (Filling out Crossword puzzle) What is another word for Useless?

Marigold: Scarlet lady.

Scarlet lady: OI!

Chat noir: It fits.

insanelycoolish:

bloodytales:

bloodytales:

My 4 year old nephew loves to paint his nails. Any time he sees someone wear nail polish he asks if he can have some too. The most difficult part is getting him to decide what color, because he he wants all of them.

Nail polish is for everyone.

Update!!

The kid’s favorite football player responded with support.

THISSSSS

charlestan:

For the Honor of Grayskull

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thecakemonsters:

miracufic:

orevet:

completelyhogwashed:

pussypoppinlikepopcorn:

rafi-dangelo:

(Twitter)

President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.

A. Cake.

This is real life.

They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down

EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY

THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!

it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer

like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible

Update on #cakegate.

Omg this is madness

Source: rafi-dangelo

spicymemesociety: