literally all of online “stan twitter” language is just aave that’s been popularized and generalized by nonblacks to the point where black people are the ones who look out of pocket for using words we came up with because funny internet persona #23904378 wants to use “deadass” and “finna” in every other sentence
can white people please reblog this because all i see in my notes are people of color and y’all need to own up to the fact that you overuse aave as well (looking @ u white gays)
I want to write a fic where Lilo goes to college and her roommate is Boo from Monsters Inc. Boo is the first person to think Stitch is adorable and cuddly, and Lilo is the first person not to act like “Mike Wazowski” was a weird name for a goldfish. They get on like a house on fire which is kind of bad for Nani’s blood pressure.
But then one night they wake up in the middle of the night because something is in their closet. And the door starts to creak open so Stitch tackles whoever (whatever) is in there. They fall back into the closet, the door slams shut… and when Lilo runs over and opens it there’s nothing but an empty closet.
Then Boo tells Lilo all about this weird thing that happened to her when she was a kid, and how no one ever believed her but she knows it was real.
And cue Lilo and Boo busting into the Monster world to rescue Stitch and wreaking mad havoc in the process.
SEE THIS IS A WORTHY SEQUEL
This needs to happen
Petition for the movie to be hand-drawn in Lilo and Stitch’s style when they’re in the human world, and computer animated once they go through the door into the monster world.
Before they open the final chest at the end of a dungeon, have them roll for Insight. If they score high enough here is what they find out:
“Taking a look at the chest reveals it to be made of some kind of papermache and painted skillfully to look like a real chest. Looking at the back of the map the team has been following reveals it to be signed in sloppy handwriting that says “Enjoy the treasure hunt for sweet rewards!”. The team realizes that….this is a child’s scavenger hunt map.”
Opening the box reveals a horde of chocolate coins. The children must not have been able to finish their treasure hunt once monsters moved in to this location.
Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog.
Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2)
Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm
snakes are literally just noodle puppies you guys need to chill
This might be kind of obvious to many.. but to me it was a very nice surprise! hehe XD.
So i was at the CORE, and i read the signs that are in the walls
There’s one that says :
And well as you may know, The warrior’s path is referring to a very long corridor at the top of the CORE’s map where there’s a lot of hard enemies and at the end of it there’s a switch that opens the barrier to the end.
The Sage’s path is referring to a puzzle that’s on the left side of the map, that opens the barrier to the end.
AND ALSO, there’s this sign next to the energy barrier thing that says:
And for a long time i didn’t know what it was referring to.. but just now something clicked with me:
In the warrior’s path you have to FIGHT and in the Sage’s path you have to THINK, so that means if i can’t open the barrier thing by those 2 ways….then…with patience i will?? so then do i have to wait?
Procrastination Queen 